TO BOLDLY G0 WHERE NO IDIOT HAS GONE BEFORE
I made this turkey in school last Thanksgiving. We fingerpainted the turkey's body with chocolate pudding. Then Ms. Willis let us use real paint for the feathers. Cool, huh?
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My Favorite Things To Do
I like to play Pong, Take Jackie's money to invest in a Pinball machine, borrow my Cousin Sloey's car,
watch the Jetson's.
model underwear,drink Kool aid, Lye in the grass waiting for UFo's. Cheat on Jackie, date Pam Macey behind the school bleachers. Paint pot leaves on the Water Tower. Show my dance moves at the Disco. Spit in my brother Kasey's socks.play with my electroic football game. watch Christmas cartoons

Some of My Favorite People
My grandma and grandpa are some of my favorite people. Grandma always has a cupboard full of twinkies and raisen-filled cookies. She also lets me pick my favorite cereal when we go to the grocery store. Grandpa takes us for rides on his four-wheeler when we go to his house in the summer.
You know what i'd really like, a Big wheel, that's be so cool. They should make big wheel's for people that are big.
and oh, Eric is cool, too, cause he lets me go in his basement, and Mrs. Forman. Cause she gives me food, and alway's has popcicles in the freezer.

Things i said:
Im always saying things that are cool.
Sometimes, my mind is doing things that i dont even know about.
"im geting Kool aid"
"When i open my resturant im gonna make everything special and then people are going to ask me Hey what's the special? and im going to say everything"
"it's funny when your friends get hurt"
"I love her"(referring to annette
Eric- "no you dont"
"Well i love parts of her"
"My dream is to be a spaceman"
"there's nothing like eating lobster and Hauling @ss"
"Ok, i shave my leg's, it's just i like the way they feel"
"Damn Jackie"
"Fondoo you love me"
"That Fantasy Island freaks me out, with that guy Rourke and that little boy"
"Quick give me a spoon, im digin my way out of here"(in Jail)

"What's wrong with you?Were you dropped on your head?-Kitty
"Yes, I WAS, and up until now everyone had the decency of not mentioning it"-Kelso

Link to More Kelso fun- Read the funny Journal Entries by Michael Kelso,on the MBMB